Monday, May 5, 2008

Weekend Update

It was so warm today, Shatrugan Sinha called Amitabh Bachchan just for the cold shoulder.

It was so warm today, Harbhajan Singh went around slapping people from the met department.

It was so warm today that scantily dressed hindu conservatives pissed of Malika Sherawat.

It was so warm today, President Bush started blaming India for global warming.

Have you heard? Yesterday, President Bush during a speech said that the current global food shortage crisis was caused because of increased food demand in India. You know, it's good to see that General Musharaf has finally found a new job working as Bush's speech writer.

The Dalai Lama's envoy is holding talks with the Chinese government. They had a good start. Both of them have come to the conclusion that Chicken Manchurian sucks and Chilli Gobhi is an outrage.

Ganguly said yesterday that his team lost four matches in a row because of a certain "situation". Yes, apparently, sucking at batting and bowling can now be termed as a "situation".
In fact, "situation" is the new "wardrobe malfunction". Time to update your pop culture dictionaries, people.

Yesterday, in Kentucky, a couple left their two month old baby in the car for more than 20 minutes while they went to see the Kentucky Derby. Hey, I didn't know that Britney And K-Fed were back together.

At a recent public event, PM Manmohan Singh asked the captains of Indian industry to cut down on frivolous spending and to live a more aesthetic life. He then left the function in one of his 3 BMW's and was followed by 24 other cars in his entourage.


Firefoxcub said...

wow. temperatures have been rising!

Over Rated said...

hehe :P .....and how!!