10. You spent eight years in the 5th Grade and still had to bribe your way out
9. You are hooked on to India TV & Star News
8. In a DVD store, you ask for Krazzy 1 , 2 & 3
7. When faced with a tough situation, you find yourself thinking "What would Shilpa Shetty do?"
6. On your Shaadi.com profile, you describe yourself as having the wit & charm of the great khali
5. You write a fan letter to Jadoo from Koi Mil Gaya
3. Your speech about religion which no one can understand is a viral video on You Tube
2. You need to send a memo to your council of ministers asking them to keep you in the loop on major policy decisions even though you are the Prime Minister
1. You post a lousy Top 10 list on a blog which no one reads
