Sunday, May 4, 2008

Top 10 signs that you are not smarter than a fifth grader

10. You spent eight years in the 5th Grade and still had to bribe your way out
9. You are hooked on to India TV & Star News
8. In a DVD store, you ask for Krazzy 1 , 2 & 3
7. When faced with a tough situation, you find yourself thinking "What would Shilpa Shetty do?"
6. On your Shaadi.com profile, you describe yourself as having the wit & charm of the great khali
5. You write a fan letter to Jadoo from Koi Mil Gaya
3. Your speech about religion which no one can understand is a viral video on You Tube
2. You need to send a memo to your council of ministers asking them to keep you in the loop on major policy decisions even though you are the Prime Minister
1. You post a lousy Top 10 list on a blog which no one reads

6 comments:

Manish said...

i cudnt help noticing.....but where is point number 4???
(established that i AM smarter than a fifth grader :D)

Over Rated said...

manish: tat was the catch!! .... Good work ... and I hereby award you the title of being smarter than a fifth grader :P

Aspi said...

over rated, that's hilarious. You should do something for my blog one of these days regarding Bollywood. We can cross post :)

Over Rated said...

Sure aspi .... I'd love to do that :)

An Iengar Chick .... said...

OMG ....I would have never posted my last post if I had read this before ! (referring to the numero uno point on the list) .

Now where did the 4 go ?

Over Rated said...

an iengar chick: but ppl actually read ur blog .... the numero uno point was for me :P .......

pt 4 was deliberately missed .... ne 1 who notices that gets the title of being smarter than a fifth grader :P .... so congrats!!

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