I request the Indian government to legalize marijuana. Otherwise how, how can we sit through the following news items/headlines on our Indian news channels. Oh, the humanity!!
- Khali tries Gandhigiri (wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf)
- Khali introduces Big Show to various Indian traditions (*bangs head on wall* *breaks a chunk of his head*)
- Kids want to be like Khali !!! (Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
- 2000000045 Minutes segment on the Amitabh - Shatru war of words
- Amitabh Bachan has a blog! (i really could not care less)
- Bar girls protesting against cheerleaders in IPL
- Amar Singh protesting against cheerleaders .... Amar Singh ..... Yes, I said Amar Singh
- Shatrugan Sinha (why in the name of Jesus Christ doesn't he shut the fuck up) refers to the cheerleaders as go go girls. Also makes derogatory remarks about woman commentators.
- Woman minister who looks like she just got up from her afternoon seista (with the worst hairdo ever, by the way) says that cheer-girls (don't ask) are a new phenomenon and they will see what needs to be done
- Clipping of Karan Johar dancing like a go go girl ... (I was so angry, I burnt my eyes )
If this doesn't make them legalize all kinds of dope, I don't know what will. At least legalize crystal meth. Anything.