A look at our politicans .....

How about that Arjun Singh?

He looks like what Anupam Kher would look in a 100 years ..... He looks like the guy who drives a 1980 model red maruti 800 at 20 kms/hr on a highway ..... He looks like the guy who watches Hindi News channels all day ..... He looks like the guy who buys tickets to a Rakhi Sawant concert ..... He looks like a guy who criticizes teenage girls for wearing low cut jeans but secretly ogles them .... He looks like the guy who actually saw RGV ki Aag ..... He looks like a guy who runs for president of an association of residential colonies ....... He looks like the guy who has to be told that his mobile phone is ringing ..... He looks like the guy whose children don't want to stay with him ..... He looks like the guy who plays the President of Pakistan in a hindi movie ..... He looks like the guy who is married to Nirupa Roy ..... He looks like guy who cries every time he watches Mughl-e-azam .... He looks like the guy who keeps complaining how expensive stuff is in this day and age .... He looks like a chief guest at a function organized by a government school ....


How about that Uma Bharti?

She looks like a woman who sends sarees to Malika Sherawat's house ..... She looks like a woman who thinks thinking of sex can make one pregnant .... She looks like a woman who watches channels like Sanskar and Aastha the whole day long .... She looks like a woman who sends inland letters to her grandchildren ..... She looks like a woman who thinks that all white women are whores .... She looks like the women in a hindi movie who does not hand over the keys to the tijori to her daughter-in-law ..... She looks like a women who beat their chest when the neighbor dies ..... She looks like a woman who blames a young widow for her husband's death ...... She looks like a woman who sent hate mail to ekta kapoor when mihir virani died ..... She looks like a woman who fights with her subziwala for an extra cucumber ..... She looks like a woman who participates in adverts for surf excel .....