Showing posts with label legalize majiuana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label legalize majiuana. Show all posts

Monday, August 3, 2009

This is why we're screwed #8979089697525453654

Unfazed by the criticism over its statue-erecting spree, the Mayawati government of Uttar Pradesh has sought the assembly sanction for an additional Rs 556 crore for the projects, and in contrast sought just Rs 250 crore to deal with the prevailing drought in the state.

Over the years, Rs 5,000 crore have been allocated towards chief minister Mayawati's dream projects since the Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) came to power in May 2007.
On Monday, she raised a fresh demand for Rs 556 crore in the Rs 7,559 crore supplementary budget tabled before the state assembly here. And a mere Rs 250 crores for fighting the prevailing drought.

Misplaced priorities is an understatement.

Ironically, the state has been after the central government for release of a special economic package to deal with the drought-hit districts that cover almost the entire state.

Irony doesn't even begin to describe this clusterfuck.

They were also critical of the chief minister's craving for new aircraft in her fleet. A special Rs 10 crore provision has been made to purchase a helicopter.

Capital idea, Madam CM. Capital idea.

Pretty soon she is going to hold a press conference and will announce that as far as she is concerned, all the parched children in her state can have Evian sparkling water.

And then she will turn into a bat and fly away.

Or we wish.

Okay, the last part will not happen. But this woman will not rest until every damn inch of land in the state of UP is covered with her statues.

And then she will go on to be Prime Minister.

Which will cause her to lather, rinse and repeat.

Gulp.

 

Where is Glen Beck when you really need him to scare people?

 

Mayawati seeks more money for statues [TOI]

Friday, April 25, 2008

why? Why?? WHYYYY?????

I request the Indian government to legalize marijuana. Otherwise how, how can we sit through the following news items/headlines on our Indian news channels. Oh, the humanity!!


- Khali tries Gandhigiri (wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf)

- Khali introduces Big Show to various Indian traditions
(*bangs head on wall* *breaks a chunk of his head*)

- Kids want to be like Khali !!! (
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

- 2000000045 Minutes segment on the Amitabh - Shatru war of words

- Amitabh Bachan has a blog!
(i really could not care less)

- Bar girls protesting against cheerleaders in IPL

- Amar Singh protesting against cheerleaders .... Amar Singh ..... Yes, I said Amar Singh

- Shatrugan Sinha
(why in the name of Jesus Christ doesn't he shut the fuck up) refers to the cheerleaders as go go girls. Also makes derogatory remarks about woman commentators.

- Woman minister who looks like she just got up from her afternoon seista (
with the worst hairdo ever, by the way) says that cheer-girls (don't ask) are a new phenomenon and they will see what needs to be done

- Clipping of Karan Johar dancing like a go go girl ... (
I was so angry, I burnt my eyes )

If this doesn't make them legalize all kinds of dope, I don't know what will. At least legalize crystal meth. Anything.



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