According to new reports, they have finally translated what is believed to be the world's oldest joke.
Unfortunately, it was about Senator John McCain being old.
Speaking of McCain, he recently joked about killing millions of Iranians with cigarettes.
He followed it up with a funny anecdote about roasting gay people.
Then, suddenly the sky opened up and lightning struck him. Twice.
McCain also recently ran an add which compared Obama with Britney and Paris Hilton.
When quizzed about it he said "Nicole Ritchie was busy".
The McCain campaign also accused Obama of being presumptuous about his victory. .
When asked about it, the Obama campign said "That is no way to talk about the next President"
A pakistani wrestler has challenged the "Great" khali to a match.
Khali responded to the challenge by saying ...er..ummm... something.Our research team is still working on cracking it. We might have a response in the next few months.