Monday, August 18, 2008

America refuses to sign Russia's Yearbook

In what is becoming a bigger crisis day by day, Student body head America said that it won't sign Russia's yearbook. This crisis has been bought about ever since Russia roughed up poor defenseless Georgia by giving him a atomic veggie and then putting his head in the toilet bowl. Georgia complained to the student body led by America, who not only released a strong statement condemning Russia's behavior but also refused to sign his yearbook.

"We need to send a message so that such incessant bullying will not be tolerated in our high school. Russia must apologize to Georgia and return his library books immediately. If we don't control this now, Russia's behavior might get out of hand." said America. Meanwhile the student council led by America and his jock buddies Britain and Canada have decided to remove Russia from their facebook group called G8. "It sends a strong message. We shall not stand by doing nothing while Russia bullies everybody in the school chess team. He's already got one of the cheerleaders pregnant." said a somber Britain.

Meanwhile Russia says that America and his cronies should keep out of this family affair. "Georgia and I have are both distant relatives. Both of us owe our existence to our grandfather, Soviet Union. So it's just some tough love. I'm making a man out of my younger brother." said Russia, in a written statemnet on his MySpace page.

Meanwhile the head of the organizing committee for the Prom, China, just wants everyone to get along. "I worked so hard to put this together. Everyone should just relax and have my special homemade toxic lead flavored fruit punch.", said a worried China.

9 comments:

Jhayu said...

I think you meant Russia's yearbook at the end of para one.

And I'm curious now... Which cheerleader did Russia get pregnant?

Over Rated said...

Yeah, my bad.

To answer your question, Russia got Iran pregnant, with his love child, Nuke Em.

Jhayu said...

Damn. I should know these things! My social skills suck...

Over Rated said...

Not so much your social skills but your Really bad satire skills.

Plus, you made me realize why people proof-read their posts!!

Abhishek said...

Story contd..

And even though Russia wanted to 'toughen up' his kiddy brother, he had to return the books of Georgia. However he still slapped Georgia off and on.

Prom organizer heaved a sigh of relief and America's gang basked in their self inflicted glory :)

Che said...

Your stuff belongs to "Who broke my news". Good going.

Over Rated said...

abhishek: Lol, yeah ... :P ...

che: Thanks but....Who broke my what?

Che said...

Ill let Jhayu enlighten you on that :P

Over Rated said...

Jhayu needs to explain a lot of things anyway. :P ...

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