7. My Cheney is a woman!!
6. Stop calling me Funmohan, you dumbass
5. Funny thing, even I became a leader without winning the popular vote
4. HELP!!! The President is choking on a piece of chicken tikka ... !! I'm not a real doctor dammit . . . HELP!!
3. Can I borrow Karl Rove for my next election?
2. No, I can't help you fix your PC. I'm not technical support.
1. Mr President, STOP PLAYING HIDE & SEEK and come out from under the table. It's not funny now and it wasn't funny the first 49 times either.