Thursday, June 19, 2008

Overated Owards

Since the awards season is upon us, we at Overated Outcast thought that we would also give out some awards of our own. Around here we call them "owards". So ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first edition of the Overated Owards. The lucky weiners winners are:

for the Can you check a dictionary to find out what the word NEWS actually means? oward: The Indian News Channels

for the Why in the blue hell does she still have a job? oward: Urmila Matondkar

for the OMFG I'm Brown oward: Shilpa Shetty

for the Honey, for the love of humanity, get a stylist, please oward: Vidya Balan

for the Ask not what you can do for your country but what you can do for China oward: The Indian left

for the I'll go anywhere, anytime for bucketloads of money, Hell I'll even jump out of your daughter's birthday cake oward: Shahrukh Khan

for the Best Employee of the month, every month for the past four years oward: PM Manmohan Singh

for the .. And what does an editor do, exactly? oward: Times of India

for the Showcasing Mindblowingly non-Talented people everyday oward: Indian Reality Shows

for the Me Casa, Su Casa, Marathi Casa oward: The MNS & Shiv Sena

for the Can you look to the left while we illegally occupy some strategic parts of your territory? oward: China

for the You mean to say that there are rules to play this game? oward: Ricky Ponting

for the Old? Who? Me?? Never ... I'm still young and angry .. Haven't you read my blog? oward: Amitabh Bachchan

for the I'm the best actor ever, yet I'm so petty, Oh so petty; God I hate Shahrukh oward: Aamir Khan

for the Gigli oward: Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor

for the Isn't it time to hit the want adds? oward: Jimmy Shergill

for the Sycophantus Maximus oward: Arjun Singh

for the Rip Van Winkle oward: Deve Gowda

for the Look Ma I'm on TV oward: Shatrugan Sinha

for the We get it.... You love metaphors and smilies... Stop it now! STOP IT!! NO SERIOUSLY .... STOPPPP ITTTTTT!!!! oward: Navjot Singh Sidhu

for the What? We live in a democracy ... You must be kidding us oward: The Indian Public

for the This blog is lame oward: OverRated Outcast


Firefoxcub said...

hilarity!!! All well deserved award. Loved the Gigli award. I saw them on Paanchvi Paas... by god, were they nauseating. ick. and i kinda liked saif ali khan too. i like him less now.

Amrita said...

LOL @ the Gigli oward! and Hell No @ This Blog is Lame oward.

Rash said...

Lol! Loved this.


you are really funny.
loved the lightness you offer.
You write casually but with gravity.
me too blog.
do visit.

Mudra said...

Lol... Amitabh Bachchan... yeah!

ess said...

Here's another one:
Best sports photo-op that wasn't even about sports: Bhajji ans Sreesanth

although that's just a nomination. You chair the Owards committee, after all :D

Firefoxcub said...

Hmm Dhoni Deserves the WOrst Unecessary Fashion Icon Oward. If I see another dude with flat ironed hair thinking he's a stud... I will.. make fun of him to his face/write Dhoni a very frank letter.

Over Rated said...

ffc, amrita, to think i almost didn't give the award ... :P

rash, main in painting, mudra ... thanks guys ...

ess, as head of the owards committee, I'll take that under advisement .... for the next edition .... :P ...

ffc, please CC me on that letter ... :P ...