Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Let's talk about foreign policy. So Gov. Palin, you have been quoted by various media sources saying that you have foreign policy experience because Alaska shares a border with Russia. That's a joke, right?
Err. Ummm. Okay then. It wasn't a joke. You really meant it. Hey you know what, using the same logic, let's say I just read a book. So that must mean that I am a world renowned author. Like Yay.
Okay, so this whole bailout thing. What the hell are they talking about?
Right. Thanks for clearing that up, Governor. Your clarity of thought is mesmerizing.
This explains why SNL sketch is so funny even though it used your ACTUAL quotes.
Okay. Maybe bringing in Grandpa would make things a little bit better.
Ummm ... Sadly, that makes things worse. McCain looks like his head was about to explode. But he also cracked a joke, right? I didn't get it. Maybe because I'm not a maverick.
Anyways, all I have to say, is that if this pair wins on Nov 4, my advice to all the people living in America would be: Run, Baby, Run.