5. I was convinced by India TV that the world is about to end so I got busy trying to check items on my "101 bars to drink at before I die" list
4. I was stuck in a house with thirteen other people with no contact with the outside world while our every move was being broadcast on National Television
3. I was so jealous of someone's Goa trip, I decided to take a "trip" of my own
2. I suspended updating my blog to focus on resolving the economic crisis
1. I realized no one really reads this blog anyway so why bother
