Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Only Sarah Palin knows what it takes to win something

via Salon:

"We miss Ronald Reagan, who used to say, when he would look at our enemies, he would say: 'No. You lose. We win.' That's what we miss. And that is what we have to get back to."
                                                        
                                                                          -  Sarah Palin

Insane clown Barbie is right. To win anything, all you have to do is look at your opponent, tell them that you win, and viola, YOU HAVE WON!

Holy Magic beans, batman!

If only this woman had been manufactured when I was in school.

Or maybe I can do this retroactively?

Yes, I can!

So here goes:

Listen up, all you people I was in school with, I WON ALL THE COMEPETONS! EVEN THE SPELLLLING B!

Suck it, nerds!

5 comments:

Ketan said...

What's worrying is people vote for such people! :O

Alpha Za said...

Dude. Sarah Palin is ENTERTAINMENT an POLITICS Combined. She's like super woman, with negative powers and intellect.

She needs to be on a comedy tour....

The only way she could be bigger is if she leaked a sex tape....hint hint sketchy Husband of Palin who is continuously emasculated by his Hockey Mom wife..

Over Rated said...

@Ketan: Actually, the more shrill she gets, the less number of people are inclined to vote for her! And anyway, she's in it just for the money.

@Alpha: NOOOOOOOOooooo......NO SEX TAPE....MY EYES! MY EYESSSS!!!

Yes, she's like a bizzaro world superhero!

I hope Todd moves to New York to shoot "Todd!", the fake SNL sitcom. It would be hilarious, going by the Palins track record!

pravinpillai said...

I have an idea for best Batman movie ever. Henry Kissinger as Batman and Sarah Palin as Robin.

Over Rated said...

@Pravin: I would pay to watch that, yes! Also, he can play the Wizard of Oz and she can play the wicked witch from Wassila!

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