via Salon:
"We miss Ronald Reagan, who used to say, when he would look at our enemies, he would say: 'No. You lose. We win.' That's what we miss. And that is what we have to get back to."
- Sarah Palin
Insane clown Barbie is right. To win anything, all you have to do is look at your opponent, tell them that you win, and viola, YOU HAVE WON!
Holy Magic beans, batman!
If only this woman had been manufactured when I was in school.
Or maybe I can do this retroactively?
Yes, I can!
So here goes:
Listen up, all you people I was in school with, I WON ALL THE COMEPETONS! EVEN THE SPELLLLING B!
Suck it, nerds!
