Random Elections 2008 jokes

It's such a wide variety of choice American voters have this election, a rich white guy, a woman married to a rich white guy and an African-American who is an honorary Rich White guy .........

Well one thing is for sure, a democrat is going to end up in the white house .... the only hope for republicans is well... Ralph Nader .......

For the first time ever, there will be two democrats in the race ........... So Ralph Nader actually has a chance to win ..... Cause one thing we know democrats can do and do well is ...Screw things up ....

If the Democratic Caccus cannot decide between Obama/Clinton .. they might just hand over the nomination to John McCain ....

McCain has proved his democratic credentials ...... I mean he has denied having an affair .... U can't get more democratic than that ......

It would've helped McCain solidify his Republican base if the lobbyist was a guy ..... that would at least put the catholic vote in his pocket ......or his back pocket ..whatever ....

I think what McCain needs right now is an endorsement from Micheal Jackson ...... it'll help him reach out to a younger demographic .......

And I'm not saying that McCain is old but he did meet Jesus .....

So there was an earthquake in Guiliani's campaign headquarters in Florida, last month, and according to our reporter it was 9.11 on the Richter scale .....

So Hukabee's going to open a new fast food chain after the elections ... It's gonna be called Kentucky Fried Squirrel ...... Hee Haw

So Huckabee fried some squirrels in college ...When John McCain was asked to comment about it he said that "Big Deal ....... I was there when they invented fire ....And that was the greatest thing before sliced bread..."

So Obama is going great guns ..... He even withstood a John Kerry endorsement .... It seems the only thing that can sink him now is a Bill Clinton endorsement

But don't count Hillary out, there's going to be no fat lady singing for her... no siree Bob,
Bill will be screwing the fat lady long before she gets to sing a single note .......