The Indian government has been hard at work trying to convince the rest of the world to start giving a fuck about our opinion. It would been simpler to get a twitter account or write a free article for the Huffington Post and bait everybody into listening, but I guess we don’t do simple things, due to our impending superpower status.
Speaking of superpower status, guess what? We finally got a seat on the UN Security council! YAY! We numba one, bitches! Suck on that, Pakistan!
Uh, what?
After A gap of 19 years, India will once again be at the UN high table — the Security Council — as a non-permanent member.
As many as 187 countries in the 192-member UN General Assembly voted for India, the largest support received by any country for a non-permanent seat in the past five years. India has been on the UNSC six times in the past.
Huh? It’s just a non-permanent seat? And we’ve already held it six times before? You mean to say we’re doing it again with our own sloppy seconds? That’s simply preposterous!
But, hey, so many countries voted for us. That should count for something, innit?
To be elected to the Council, candidate countries need a two-thirds majority of ballots of Member States that are present and voting in the 192-member Assembly. The seats are allocated on the basis of geographical groupings.
Colombia, India and South Africa ran unopposed and were elected to represent their respective regions, having received 186 votes, 187 votes and 182 votes, respectively, in the first round of balloting.
Ahem, so what? We won, that’s what counts right? Now we can set the agenda, make them talk about real issues, show them who’s boss, right? RIGHT?
Following their election, South Africa, India, Colombia, Germany and Portugal will become non-veto holding members of the Council in January with the mandate to impose sanctions, as well as deploy peacekeeping forces around the world.
That’s it? All we get to do is write strongly worded letters and referee stupid civil wars? We don’t even get a measly ten percent discount at the UN gift shop? This is so disappointing! It’s like attending a Broadway musical choreographed by straight people! Or being a fan of the Kolkata Knight Riders! Or winning an all-expenses-paid vacation to New Jersey!
This is so unfair. We so deserve to be on the security council. We invented the zero, bhangra music and Anil Kapoor.
Isn’t that reason enough for everyone to ask us out and make us prom king?
Five new countries elected to two-year terms on UN Security Council [Joy Online]
187 of 192 backing it, India gets UNSC seat [Indian Express]
South Africans “Ecstatic” over Security Council Selection [VoA]
6 comments:
a much awaited post !!!!!
haha. Refereeing silly stupid wars could be fun. How entertaining would it by to see two tribes of pygmies go at it?
@Nutee: Haha, really?
@Alpha: Well, as excruciating as watching an Akshay Kumar movie.
You would start appreciating if you remember that we couldn't afford even this losing to Japan, last we tried!
"an impending superpower status"... u got me on that one..
Now that ur here.. please stay!!!
Interesting !!
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