It was so warm today, Shatrugan Sinha called Amitabh Bachchan just for the cold shoulder.
It was so warm today, Harbhajan Singh went around slapping people from the met department.
It was so warm today that scantily dressed hindu conservatives pissed of Malika Sherawat.
It was so warm today, President Bush started blaming India for global warming.
Have you heard? Yesterday, President Bush during a speech said that the current global food shortage crisis was caused because of increased food demand in India. You know, it's good to see that General Musharaf has finally found a new job working as Bush's speech writer.
The Dalai Lama's envoy is holding talks with the Chinese government. They had a good start. Both of them have come to the conclusion that Chicken Manchurian sucks and Chilli Gobhi is an outrage.
Ganguly said yesterday that his team lost four matches in a row because of a certain "situation". Yes, apparently, sucking at batting and bowling can now be termed as a "situation".
In fact, "situation" is the new "wardrobe malfunction". Time to update your pop culture dictionaries, people.
Yesterday, in Kentucky, a couple left their two month old baby in the car for more than 20 minutes while they went to see the Kentucky Derby. Hey, I didn't know that Britney And K-Fed were back together.
At a recent public event, PM Manmohan Singh asked the captains of Indian industry to cut down on frivolous spending and to live a more aesthetic life. He then left the function in one of his 3 BMW's and was followed by 24 other cars in his entourage.
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Saturday, April 26, 2008
Weekend Update
A new movie has been released on the relationship between the Indian left parties and China. It's called How Harold gets Kumar to Fuck up his country.
ISRO is about to launch 10 satellites at one go. Apparently, the name of the project is Kareena Kapoor.
Harbhajan Singh slapped Srisanth in their recent IPL encounter. To get back at him, Srisanth superpoked him through facebook.
When asked about it, Bhaji said that after Srisanth approached him, he thought What would Amy Winehouse do?
A jealous Ponting asked Ishant Sharma to spank him like a little girl.
Jackie Chan recently visited India to release the music of Kamal Hasan's new movie. He was accompanied to the event by hisgroupie, pile-on friend Malika Sherawat. Before heading back home, he required surgery. Yes, he needed to have Malika's lips surgically removed from his ass.
The Delhi government has refused to disband the new Bus Corridor. In a statement, Chief Minister Shiela Dikshit said, it is our constitutional duty to provide as many road blocks as possible. If we don't fuck up things now, how will we promise to solve them in the next election?
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh in a statement yesterday asked all political parties to refrain from politicizing the misery of the people. He then got back to reviewing the forthcoming book about his speeches, called Baloney & Bullshit.
43 year old Director Guillermo del Toro has been selected to direct the movie The Hobbit and it's sequel. He is moving to New Zealand for four years to sh0ot the movies. Yeah, Del Toro is a very famous director. In fact he is the only living director to have a movie made on his life. Yup. The movie was called The 40 year old virgin.
The president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, refuses to accept the result of the election he lost and is now going to hold another election.
When he heard about it, Al gore said Why didn't I think of that.
I'm not saying that Mugabe is rigging the election, but he just hired Jeb Bush as election commissioner.
The Dalai Lama said that he welcomed the talks with China, as long as they were serious. Apparently, he was angry at the email from the Chinese government which said Dude, we sooo need to talk.
ISRO is about to launch 10 satellites at one go. Apparently, the name of the project is Kareena Kapoor.
Harbhajan Singh slapped Srisanth in their recent IPL encounter. To get back at him, Srisanth superpoked him through facebook.
When asked about it, Bhaji said that after Srisanth approached him, he thought What would Amy Winehouse do?
A jealous Ponting asked Ishant Sharma to spank him like a little girl.
Jackie Chan recently visited India to release the music of Kamal Hasan's new movie. He was accompanied to the event by his
The Delhi government has refused to disband the new Bus Corridor. In a statement, Chief Minister Shiela Dikshit said, it is our constitutional duty to provide as many road blocks as possible. If we don't fuck up things now, how will we promise to solve them in the next election?
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh in a statement yesterday asked all political parties to refrain from politicizing the misery of the people. He then got back to reviewing the forthcoming book about his speeches, called Baloney & Bullshit.
43 year old Director Guillermo del Toro has been selected to direct the movie The Hobbit and it's sequel. He is moving to New Zealand for four years to sh0ot the movies. Yeah, Del Toro is a very famous director. In fact he is the only living director to have a movie made on his life. Yup. The movie was called The 40 year old virgin.
The president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, refuses to accept the result of the election he lost and is now going to hold another election.
When he heard about it, Al gore said Why didn't I think of that.
I'm not saying that Mugabe is rigging the election, but he just hired Jeb Bush as election commissioner.
The Dalai Lama said that he welcomed the talks with China, as long as they were serious. Apparently, he was angry at the email from the Chinese government which said Dude, we sooo need to talk.
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